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Charles:

  • Once turned down a job offer from Bungie Software (creators of Halo) back before they got bought by Microsoft. Can now discuss this without crying.
  • Memorized The Elements Song for the fun of it.
  • Can count to 1,000,000 on his fingers using binary.
  • Has a cat named Schrödinger.
  • Has a collection of radioactive dishware.
  • Used to be a sysop on a BBS back before "the Internet."
  • Was once handcuffed and had his rights read to him by the police as a result of performing a science experiment involving fluorescent light bulbs and high-voltage power lines.
  • Had a letter printed in New Scientist magazine regarding the use of diffraction gratings as material colorants.
  • Owns cats.
  • Worked at a job developing a computer game where the only name the other employees referred to him by was "Deathwhore," his online persona.
  • Camped out overnight to get his iPhone 3GS.

Melissa:

  • Has spent more than 1,600 hours playing Final Fantasy games. Really.
  • Is actually a little proud of the tendonitis she developed from all of that game playing.
  • Owned an extensive collection of Star Trek: The Next Generation stuff, including technical manuals, dozens of novels, and video tapes of every episode.
  • Reads grammar books and computer manuals for fun.
  • Nerdiest celebrity crushes: Weird Al and Teller.
  • Knows entirely too much about Family Guy (she’s watched the first three seasons dozens of times).
  • Gets sunburned in approximately five milliseconds.
  • Knows the words to all the songs in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life.
  • Dreams about going back to school to take more math classes.
  • Was in marching band for five years. Wore the dorky outfit. Had a feather in her hat. Obsessed over whether the other flute players held their instruments parallel to the ground.
  • Thinks UNIX is the most amazing thing ever.
  • Nerdiest book read: Fowler’s Modern English Usage.
  • On her iPhone: Pandora. Brain Challenge. Aurora Feint. Cube Runner.

 

   
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